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Merry Fucking Holiday

by Dharma's Initiative

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I'm having trouble this year feeling the holiday cheer. So, I just sit alone and pound holiday beers. Our ornaments go un-hung. Our favorite carols go un-sung. I'm about to have a lot of store credit from the Macy's and the Walmart and the little shop you like on 2nd Street. I'm returning your gifts and closing my eyes until New Year's Eve. Because I won't have Christmas without you. I won't celebrate a goddamn thing. I won't have Christmas without you because Christmas isn't Christmas if I don't have you. No, I won't have Christmas without you. I'll tear down the goddamn tree. I won't have Christmas without you because Christmas isn't Christmas if I don't have you. I'll tell my family that you're crazy when the ask where you are and why am I drinking from a flask when the there's booze on the table. "I DON'T KNOW, MOOOOOM!" Hiding these feelings makes me feel more stable. I've got 99 problems but a reindeer ain't one. Occupy my mind by coming up with holiday puns. Nothing Santa brings me inside his sack will replace you. All I want for Christmas is to have you back.

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released December 8, 2015

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